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        <h2><i>So, if this is an HTML-Only page, what can we do? I Know......</i></h2>
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        <a href="#css">I'll make the page pretty!</a>
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        <a name="css" href="https://internetingishard.com/html-and-css/hello-css/" target="_new"><h2>CSS makes HTML pretty, but it isn't HTML. Sorry.</h2></a>
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        <a href="#js">I'll make the page do stuff!</a>
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        <a name="js" href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6NZfCO5SIk" target="_new"><h2>Javascript makes your page do stuff, but it isn't HTML, either.</h2></a>
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        <a id="makeeveryonehateyou" href="#magic">FORGET THIS! I'LL JUST DO MAGIC!</a>
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        <i><a href="#magic">(Editor: Please don't.)</a></i>
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        <h2><a name="magic"></a>You cheated and used Javascript anyway. And made it hard to click your link.</h2>
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        <h3>FYI: Because of GeoCities, there is a special place reserved for developers who make things blink.</h3>
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        You can either <a href="#">Continue to Punish Yourself</a> or you can <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPnqb74Smug">Try Something Different</a>.
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